#1 Bribing a two year old is cheap. Ours will toe the line for a donut or an Oreo. Try bribing a 13 year old for so little!
#2 They will parrot anything: "These dames are driving me nuts!"(he has four sisters) or "Thanks, doll!"(once again, four sisters and he needs to butter them up) or "I am the champion, you the loser!" or "You smell like a country farm!"
#3 They give gifts directly from the heart: Our two year old has been known to give gifts of jewelry. It may be his sister's plastic Disney princess necklace, but I love the fact that he already knows women love shiny, sparkly objects.
#4 They know how to talk to a woman: "Mama, you so nice, you so pretty. I want to nursie!" or "Mama, I love you so, so much. You so beautiful. I want to nursie!" or "Please, thank you, and sorry. I want to nursie."
Anyone with a two year old, has had a two year old, or knows a two year old; feel free to add your reasons why two year olds rule!