Baby Wingnut excitedly, "Mama, look! It's Venus. Venus is a star.
"Yes, Ben, it's a special star. It's a wandering star."
"Venus is a planet. Mercury is a planet." Ben continued.
Karate Kid jumps in and helps Baby Wingnut name the rest of the planets, including the minor planets, astroid belts, etc.
Finally, Baby Wingnut pipes in, "And Minnesota too!"
Ok, I guess he needs just a little more work on astronomy.