Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It Ain't the Stork


This is a bit tongue in cheek, but I now know where babies come from. You see, you have this beautiful, sweet little baby that you love on all the time and this baby smiles at you and coos at you and can do no wrong. Then something very disconcerting happens, that baby becomes a toddler and begins asserting himself and has the gall to tell you "NO!" He wreaks havoc in the house, refuses to go to sleep at night, refuses to eat what is set before him at the table, and stomps around like he owns the place until you begin to wonder, whatever happened to that sweet baby boy. The wondering turns into longing for those sweet, innocent baby smiles, and you begin to think of replacing that rebellious, rambunctious toddler with a newer, more compliant model. And that is where new babies come from. Just a little bit of wisdom I've picked up. Print Friendly and PDF

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is even worse Mau is when that cute compliant baby turns into a 39 year old rebellious boy who still has no problem making his older sister cry! I wonder what THAT makes you long for?

Love Ya!

Your Bro

Tonya said...

Soooo, when will the replacement model be created???

maxbrucewell said...

After all these years, now I understand! Thanks

Love Dad

Party of Eight said...

Yes! I was going to ask you if you had some news for us???

Mau said...

No news. I'm just saying, that's how it happens around here :-)

Tonya said...

So we should expect news soon. Good to know. NO pressure. :-)

Mau said...

Not that I know of.