I haven't posted about Lil' Wingnut in quite some time. Believe me, it isn't because he hasn't had anything profoundly funny to say.
Special K was reading to Lil' Wingnut from the Lives of the Kings and Queens of England, which he was enjoying immensely and commenting throughout. At one point, Wingnut asked the lil' guy if he would like to be king when he grows up.
"I'm already king," he announced, "King of Awesomeness!"
I found this story hilarious and had to ask him the same question the next morning. I got a different response.
"I don't want to be a king," he said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because then I'd have to be British."
Um, yeah. I have no idea how his little brain works.