He's a Real Regular Guy

My hubby and I have been on a fiber kick lately and so we always have a box of All Bran in the house.  We manage to choke the stuff down while most of our children enjoy their Count Chocula and Cookie Crisp.  Our youngest, however, loves the All Bran.  He is always bringing us a box of it with a cup in his other hand, asking for cereal.  I try to substitute the bran garbage for Cookie Crisp, but he'll have none of it.  He won't even take milk with the stuff.  He drinks it dry out of the cup like it's some kind of beverage.  Argh!  I think the fiber has kicked in!  I wonder who I can bribe to change his diaper for me.