Our Baby Could Run Circles Around Your President

Much has been made of Obama's NCAA bracket. He made a big deal about going on ESPN and making his picks publicly, wagging his finger at North Carolina, admonishing the team to win it all, and not embarrass him. The media has fawned over his astute basketball mind and coined a new term for his brilliance: "Baracketology". Let me tell you, Stat Boy has been keeping track, and if Obama had been betting in our family pool, Baby Wingnut would be beating the pants off him. Pfttt! Obama's not so brilliant after all.